Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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