just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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