Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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