While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
porn star boner night. come get it.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
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You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
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She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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