You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
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I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
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We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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