I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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