Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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