but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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