Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Your mouth is God's brothel.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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