just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Enjoy the penises
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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