i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
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Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
This baby is an asshole
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
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I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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