There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
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we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
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if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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