I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
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Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
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she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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