I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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