im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
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Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
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He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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