Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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