She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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