His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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