She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
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people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
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So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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