She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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