Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize
