Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
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On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
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Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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