wat bout pragnant strippers??
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
Did you pee in the oven last night??
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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