maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
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Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
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New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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