if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
You smell like stripper and shame
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
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I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
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Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon