sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
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The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
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FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.