They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
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all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
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I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.