Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
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I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
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I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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