Betty ford says i'm here all night
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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