Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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