dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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