Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
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Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
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You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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