i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
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they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
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Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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