Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
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