Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
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Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I AM VODKA MAN
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Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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