We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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