i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
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Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
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This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
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