Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
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I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
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He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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