dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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