I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
40s are totally the cure
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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