I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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