Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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