Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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