Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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