return my video game
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I'm gonna fight the coyote
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Randomize
