Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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