WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
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his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
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Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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