Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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