it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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