Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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