I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
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soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
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Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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