hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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