mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
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she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
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bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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