I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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