Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
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You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
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She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
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