There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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